myndirnotur:

this show has 7 emmys

gender identity disorder is a mental disorder your girlfriend is crazy obviously
Anonymous

Lmao, don’t misgender my boyfriend again you ignorant fuck.

rboz:

Levy can’t help but love Gajeel’s romantic side.

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: I’m leaving, don’t watch no tv you still grounded

Me: ok…

Mom: *comes home early*

Me:image

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

JO

Sticking up for your boifran like that gave me CHILLS! What a great guy. (:
Anonymous

Thanks anon! I try my best.